A Thread Of It's Own

I normally go for M&S Blue Habour range cos it makes me looks the dugs baws when I take the boat oot fur a spin.

Sometime House of Fraser has quality clobber.

The bhoy wears aw they skinny jeans fae Topman n that.

 

Army surplus for this rapey stalker.

 

Millets for this morbidly obese connoisseur of hamburger suppers with a roll n a can for four fifty from the blue lagoon on west Nile street

 

TK Max. Designer goods at bargain prices..

Got an all saints jumper the other week for £30.

 

****ing hate TK max. Need to trawl through about 5,000 items of ****ey clothing to find a half decent pair of jeggings

 

Fat ****s are not meant to wear jeggings.

That's why you can't find any.

 

Ysl for this rich handsome bastard(even if they are on sale, I pay them full price)

 

That's if you're lucky enough to get there before the Polish!

 

I usually get pickpocketed off of the mad romanians before i even get in the shop

 

TK Maxx is full of Tinker/Gypsy types and Wanabee Wags. Plus their housewares section is vastly overpriced.

 

scotts menswear is no bad for jeans & gutties

 

Watt Brothers is the nazz

 

shops in dunnes ^

 

I've not been in Dunnes for years, they used to have some decent gear but I'll bet nowadays the place is full of Poles and the like.

 

I saw poles in there pickpocketing the mannequins. also saw romanians claiming benefits in the lift

 

then moving in at homeware...

 

Commandeering the cafeteria as their own and cooking pickled ham and cabbage

 

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There's nothing gayer than grown men chatting about clothes online.

Bunch of depressing lonely ****s

Sad thing is most of you fat ****s probably buy stuff from Jacamo but haven't even got the balls to admit it on a faceless forum.

 

What's Jacomo,sounds like somewhere ****s and *****s shop

 

Fixed

I'll wait for one of our resident fatties to fill you in