To the tune of Ghostbusters:
When your team's in the s**t
'Cos your players aren't fit
Who're you gonna call
Tony Pulis
When your points total's three
And you need forty
Who're you gonna call
Tony Pulis
When your striker breaks his leg
And you need a square peg (for a round hole)
Who're you gonna call
Tony Pulis
When you like being hated
But never relegated
Who're you gonna call
Tony Pulis
Just came into my head this afternoon. Feel free to add to it.
When your team's in the s**t
'Cos your players aren't fit
Who're you gonna call
Tony Pulis
When your points total's three
And you need forty
Who're you gonna call
Tony Pulis
When your striker breaks his leg
And you need a square peg (for a round hole)
Who're you gonna call
Tony Pulis
When you like being hated
But never relegated
Who're you gonna call
Tony Pulis
Just came into my head this afternoon. Feel free to add to it.

