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A song for jake!

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  1. audrey.s.thackeray

    audrey.s.thackeray Well-Known Member

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    As Yid Vicious recently pointed out...........:

    "Lyon 1-1, Livermore comes on, 2-1.
    Lyon1-0, Livermore comes on, 1-1.
    West Ham 2-2, Livermore comes on, 3-2.

    He's played a total of 7 minutes plus injury time in the last 3 games which has seen us score 3 crucial goals conceding 0.

    Can we all please show our appreciation for Jake Livermore"




    I've dedicated a little ditty to the great man.

    Those of you old enough to remember, it's based on Ruby Murray's song "Evermore" (1955)


    As th’Europa League goes on,
    Now we’ve won against Lyon,
    When we need to score one more,
    We will bring on Livermore.

    As the Spurs will surely rise
    Reaching high for the Premier prize,
    There is one thing that is sure,
    We will bring on Livermore.

    If the Spurs are in a hole,
    And we need another goal,
    There is one change we adore:
    We should bring on Livermore!

    If we're winning but it's tense
    And we need some tight defence....
    But it's best if we can score:
    Let's just bring on Livermore!

    Now we know when things get rough
    AVB thinks he is tough
    But he seems to think for Jake
    That five mins is quite enough;

    So young Jakey, if you find
    AVB has changed his mind,
    We will all sing with a roar:
    “We must bring on Livermore!”
     
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  2. Roo

    Roo Well-Known Member

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    hahaha this is brilliant! <laugh> <ok>

    good luck getting the fans to memorize that one!
     
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  3. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    Can't wait for him to come on against the Goons...
     
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  4. SpursDisciple

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    That would suggest we are drawing or losing <yikes>. I hope he isn't needed!
     
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  5. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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  6. Wandering Yid

    Wandering Yid Well-Known Member

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    A last minute win would be so much sweeter than a comfortable one (unless it's a complete thrashing of course)!
     
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  7. SpursDisciple

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    4-0 would be good, as that would sort out our gd deficit at the same time!
     
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  8. Spurm

    Spurm Well-Known Member

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    Pier "****ing" Morgan (official title so i'm allowed to say it here) predicted 0-8. I think 8-0 would be highly satisfying.

    Actually, i'd take a basic 2-0 win over a 1 goal win in extra time. ****ing hate the NLD.
     
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  9. NSIS

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    ANY win against the Goons is fine by me. How we do it, I couldn't give a flying ****.
     
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  10. redwhiteandermblue

    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    Any win would be fantastic. But an easy win would be so much better on my stress levels.

    Also: excellent lyric, aubrey. Livermore has earned his recent good fortune with Spurs.
     
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  11. totsfan

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    Might be winning by a big margin <magic>
     
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