A song for jake!

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audrey.s.thackeray

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As Yid Vicious recently pointed out...........:

"Lyon 1-1, Livermore comes on, 2-1.
Lyon1-0, Livermore comes on, 1-1.
West Ham 2-2, Livermore comes on, 3-2.

He's played a total of 7 minutes plus injury time in the last 3 games which has seen us score 3 crucial goals conceding 0.

Can we all please show our appreciation for Jake Livermore"




I've dedicated a little ditty to the great man.

Those of you old enough to remember, it's based on Ruby Murray's song "Evermore" (1955)


As th’Europa League goes on,
Now we’ve won against Lyon,
When we need to score one more,
We will bring on Livermore.

As the Spurs will surely rise
Reaching high for the Premier prize,
There is one thing that is sure,
We will bring on Livermore.

If the Spurs are in a hole,
And we need another goal,
There is one change we adore:
We should bring on Livermore!

If we're winning but it's tense
And we need some tight defence....
But it's best if we can score:
Let's just bring on Livermore!

Now we know when things get rough
AVB thinks he is tough
But he seems to think for Jake
That five mins is quite enough;

So young Jakey, if you find
AVB has changed his mind,
We will all sing with a roar:
“We must bring on Livermore!”
 
hahaha this is brilliant! <laugh> <ok>

good luck getting the fans to memorize that one!
 
A last minute win would be so much sweeter than a comfortable one (unless it's a complete thrashing of course)!

Pier "****ing" Morgan (official title so i'm allowed to say it here) predicted 0-8. I think 8-0 would be highly satisfying.

Actually, i'd take a basic 2-0 win over a 1 goal win in extra time. ****ing hate the NLD.