And big Benno knocking ****e out of people. He was a tank Benno! I thought Gary Owers was awesome as well, haha. He wasn't.
I knew I would regret asking, I always ask when it's obvious. I was thinking you were off to get some **** tattoos done or something.
I was thinking of getting Allardyce ****ting on Rafa but then I remembered I like having sex with girls. Ha
I remember signing Thomas Hauser...... We'd signed a German Striker excited was an understatement..... he must be awesome he was German.... not quite the case, but liked him anyway.
I bet there's not many folk with Sam Allardyce tattood on their arm, can't think of anybody apart from Kevin Nolan who'd do that pal. My mrs is off to Marbella with the birds end of this month, she's only going for 5 days she's spent about 6 million quid on clothes.
I'm a celcius man! I also drink pints, buy gallons and use Imperial weights! Metric's are for lazy bastards who can only count to 10!
Hahaha, standard woman mate. Lass I know there's 26 of them on a hen landing Thursday. There's 4 of us. Carnage will ensue. She's a 'cut loaf' so the grafts already done.
The yanks buy gallons don't they? Petrol and Milk. Never heard of anybody buying a gallon in the UK. I don't think anybody asks for 500ml beers, in this country. It's just pint, for everybody. Overseas it's usually large and small beer.
That's gonna be an expensive round, make sure you get the first one, at the hotel for just the 4 of ya
Hahahaha I'll not be buying broads rounds in Banus mate, from r that I can buy a penthouse apartment by the Thames. I'll target one of them early doors and supply accordingly. It's the only way.
Collar her before they go out for dinner, tell her not to eat any chips... it just costs more to get them drunk then. "Avoid the chips, there's rumours of dodgy chip fat doing the rounds that gives you an itchy fanny". That should do the trick.
