I don't think there's anything wrong with writing in 'Scots', on places like this. It's a pet hate seeing it on text though. Get it right ****ing roon yi!
Someone living in the west of Scotland pretending to be English. At least we know what team he supports then.
Oi'm a poor cotton-weyver, as mony a one knoowas*, Oi've nout for t'year, an' oi've word eawt my clooas, Yo'ad hardly gi' tuppence for aw as oi've on, My clogs are both brosten, an stuckings oi've none, Yu'd think it wur hard, To be browt into th' warld, To be clemmed, an' do th' best as yo' con. That's a proper English poem.