Off Topic A Place to have a Moan about Anything

Surely they should get of and push their bikes across the road with the pedestrians

 

So easy.

 

I am now a full-time pedestrian, never liked cars much anyway, just a tool to get from A to B, nothing more. Many Germans worship the ****ing things, status symbol and whatnot. An awful lot of German drivers grow horns every time they hit the Autobahn, nutty as fruitcakes some of them.

Bikes are becoming a dangerous 'means of conveyance' IMHO? Cyclists are becoming more someone to curse than motorists, at least down here they are. So, Eb, old chap, since I do not stare at my mobile while walking down the street, I presume I do not qualify for assassination?

Dangerous to curse all and sundry now, gotta be careful. Young skinheads and thugs don't give a monkeys who they beat-up nowadays. Hard to catch 'em later on too.

EOS (No Passport irregularity, that I know of).

 

jesus , most of them ? you done a survey ? yep there's always one or two , but they aren't proper cyclists imho , they are tossers on two wheels , before they get a four wheeler !

 

The device staring illness tends towards a specific demographic; male/female between fifteen and thirty. This strange breed also seem to believe that, when travelling around my beautiful city by omnibus, I really give a f**k about their domestic or financial problems or their precise geographical position in Edinburgh.

When resident in your seductive and inviting city I make full use of public transport; Tram no. 18 to the 'Kino', Tram no. 19 for Lodenfrey and a touch of schmoozing in the bars of Vier Jahreszeiten and line U6 to Munchner Freiheit for an evening of peace and quiet at the 'Osterwaldgarten'.

Again, yours

Ebr. Scrooge

 

Tram and U-Bahn info spot on!
Best, Fred Ferrari.

 

Simple man with simple tastes!








Apart from my stays in Fleming's Hotel Munchen-City!

 

It's all too easy to take a tongue and cheek crack at cyclists, but what of these dickheads?

 

Death wish, not much you can say about the so called riding exhibited in that film, and people wonder why they are killed on a regular basis........

 

I wish Heinz would stop bollocking about with Salad Cream. A few years back they were going to faze it out due to the popularity of that American muck mayonnaise. The backlash forced a rethink. Now they are considering changing it's name to sandwich cream. I wonder how much resource Heinz have invested in that groundbreaking and innovative strategy. Fookin idiots.

 

People who complain their kids are addicted to fortnite! Turn the internet off love, take away their mobile. Your kid doesn't need pyschotherapy you do! I remember jetsetwilly, Daley thomsons decathlon, dragons lair etc etc the difference was I still had respect for my mother so when she said times up it "usually" went off in the next four hours. Miss a YEAR of school for a GAME get a grip love.

 

Was that the old school version from the mid 80s? No chance of getting addicted to that. Too fookin painful.

 

Oh! the fingers cramps from that.

 

And the ooer mrs "broken joystick" . have to say Kay burley gave her pelters on sky. The woman compared it to food addiction wtf

 

Ant McPartlins estranged wife (no kids) says she's gonna take him for every penny (apparently). Decs got a bigger claim ya wee gold digga! What is it (apparently) with some women? He was famous (for no apparent reason) before you got married and it didn't work. You have little or no claim to his money now be a bit more #metoo and show yir girl power and move on!

 

As a passionate Scot who wants England to win the World Cup i find myself with the support of a meagre minority of like minded individuals North of the border....i cant believe the anti English hatred that is common place especially during a World Cup...it turns my stomach.....it does not make me less Scottish as is implied if you happen to cheer Harry Kane goals...

Lets replace Mark Lawrensons commentary though...

 

Seconded

 

thirded , he's an ass , his humour belongs in the beano .