Anyway, A place in the sun? I'd give them a place in the Sun, Foreign Legion style, then they'd realise ow lucky they are. Bastards.
"So, it's got the 5 bedrooms, the period features, the 20 acres of land, the paddock, the stables, the granny flat and the workshop. The area's schools are rated best in the UK and it's a 20 minute commute. Plus it's come in £10, 000 under budget. Are you going to offer?" "Well, there's no studio for our photography-mad 5 year-old Tarquina, and there's no observatory for our astronomer dog Twinkles. We'll keep looking."
Self serving bullshit as are all reality type tv shows. I'd like to say they are not worthy of contempt, but they really are worthy of full contempt.
You lot are confusing your property shows, Escape to the Country is the one where they need a paddock and outbuildings to convert into a photography studio. A Place in the Sun is the one where some ****s who bought their council house for £10k under Right to Buy have sold it for £250k and are looking for a villa in Cyprus.
.They've got Location, Location, Location in there as well with Kirsty Allsop,it's like talking to Grandpa Simpson.My favourite is Grand Designs please log in to view this image
Homes Under the Hammer is my favourite, would like to buy a dump at auction one day, do it up and sell or rent it.
What's the one where they agonise over emigrating to Australia? There were 2 south Africans on it the other week - moved to london because they got shot on their farm and 5 years later decided they hate England so want to go to Oz. The woman was a bit uncertain saying she thought it might be a bit unfair to have dragged her mum over from Cape Town only to then bugger off to Perth. When she was told she could double her wage over there she forgot she even had a mother.
I think that show was called Dirty South Afrikaaner Neo-Nazis Dont Fit In Anywhere Except The Third Reich Or Queensland - its very popular here, has been for years.
If it's the same one tonight it's not the Scottish Widows one.This one is quite nice,but a bit hippy in both senses of the word.
