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a pet bat?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by -jordan-, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just for the record bats aren't blind and if you told, "him it's an insect" , although they have great hearing, it wouldn't understand you because it's a ****ing bat!
     
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    monacoger, Jul 20, 2011
  2. PointyBirds

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    My shame knows no end.
     
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  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    They have really stinky amonia-pooey wee and excrement, so don't let them eat any insects. You might want to consider a fuitbat.
     
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    Shameless, Jul 20, 2011
  4. PointyBirds

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    Cloaca. It's the best of both worlds.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jul 20, 2011
  5. Glaswegian Holloway

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    Anyone who laughed at this thread has technically been 'batty-creased'. Painful.

    I've heard.
     
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    Glaswegian Holloway, Jul 20, 2011
  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Put the bat up the wifes twat, they like it warm & moist

    Second thoughts, i bet her twat is cold & crusty, try the dishwasher instead <ok>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jul 20, 2011

  7. Bollocks

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    What did you do with the bat?

    I've been on tenterhooks all day.
     
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    Bollocks, Jul 20, 2011
  8. Natchrawldry

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    Yeah how is Brian, our new mascot?
     
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    Natchrawldry, Jul 20, 2011
  9. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Unfortunately he took my advice & put it in the dishwasher.

    The Bat is now deceased, sorry to break the bad news, as he to depressed to tell everyone
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jul 20, 2011
  10. Natchrawldry

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    We should do a minutes silence.
     
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    Natchrawldry, Jul 20, 2011
  11. Natchrawldry

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    Well observed everyone <applause>
     
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    Natchrawldry, Jul 20, 2011
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Ha ha
     
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