I watch on Iplayer usually. Loved the Tourettes one - 'biscuit biscuit **** happy christmas' I so want to get that...
You've already admitted to being fat, The people in the office or whatever you do for a living just probably don't want you around, probably made up the 15 days just to get shot of you. Enjoy it though, I love having days off work that you're actually entitled too.