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A Nice Surprise At Work

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Well you won't have if you've never had sex before. <doh>
     
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  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Yes, but haw are you going to fill the 2 weeks off? Go on holiday man, you seem depressed
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    Two solid weeks of gym work. I need to get a routine going.

    I'd love to go on holiday but I'm flat broke, and it will be cheap Christmas presents for my family as it is
     
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  4. Erik

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    An orange and an apple for everyone! No stocking though, just a Netto own-brand black bin bag. <laugh>
     
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  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Get a couple of Thai hookers then, treat yourself
     
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    Borrow some money and go on holiday ya sad twat
    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Erik

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    op is augustus gloop

    op's glandular fever
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    You laugh but that could be the case

    I don't have to pay to play

    I hate to borrow money from people, I pay my own way in this world.
     
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  9. Erik

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    Do you have kids?
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    No thank God or it would be worse.
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

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    greasy keyboard
     
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  12. Erik

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    Ah well, I'm sure you'll be fine
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    I feel bad for you Sam, your spirit has been crushed
     
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  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Is hedge end a real place ,or euphemism ???????????
     
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  15. Sam Axe

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    So has so many people's, there isn't much optimism in the country these days. Rising cost of living, job insecurity and fewer prospects are making for unhappy times.
     
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  16. Erik

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    I was wondering that. I thought it was a euphemism for her being a muff-diver.
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    a real place <ok> google map it
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    "Did you take her up the arse? no the hedge end"
     
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  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    **** me Jack, you are 28 get out of Fintona and see the World man...............
     
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    Bit desperate <whistle>
     
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