Great suggestions all. One more I thought of. El "I spit on people" Hadji "And beat up my girlfriend" Diouf.
Well as we´re allowed oldies, we ought to include, Billy ´you kick me, I´ll kick you, and even if you don´t, I´ll still kick you´ Bremner
Any footballer that cares too much about their hair and looks. Beckham, Bentley and Ronaldo to name a few.
I can't believe we've got this far with no mention of Kevin 'terminator' Muscat I'd love to see him and Roy 'which bone in your leg do you want me to break' Keane slug it out in a bare knuckle fight
He really deserves an award for that. Just thought of another addition. Wayne "providing work for ugly prostitutes" Rooney.
Another Leeds leg-end Norman "dribble past me and make me look like a c u nxt tues one more time and I'll break your fcuking legs" Hunter
Remember that one Dave. I think Bites your Legs was prepared to let it go but the Hunchfront of Notre Dame wouldn't and it lasted longer than an Audley Harrison fight.
