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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Apr 20, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

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    Might have to get myself a Facebook page after all. I've been a refusenik for ages now, can't be ****ed with it really.
     
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  2. BolloBollo

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    I'd get caught out by the burd using that facebook thing. **** that!
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    I just hate social networking. Can't be ****ed with it really, but I've made my Facebook page now. Not done anything to it, just signed-up. But I suppose if it's a good tool for getting fanny then I'd better get on board.
     
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  5. BolloBollo

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    <laugh> brilliant!
     
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    Tina's top of the charts
     
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  8. not quite, just HMV's charts but we'll find out where she is tommorow on radio 1. think she's top 10 nearly
     
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    LR - You can be Tina and I'll be Master Blaster

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  11. Castleger

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    Chelsea Chelsea don't be a stinker
    Any chance I can stretch your sphincter
     
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  12. stupit slut still hasny accepted. <muir>

    need to find a new target.
     
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  13. Castleger

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    chill oot Nev

    It's just like the cold meat counter in Tesco, your turn will come
     
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  14. a want to see more of her pics tho.

    hurry up ya cow!
     
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  15. BolloBollo

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    An ode to Nevs facebook love...

    This morning I was on the Facebook site,
    looking for love, but the burds were all ****e,
    but there you were with your bottle of mad dog,
    i couldn't help myself, I went for a handshandy in the bog!

    i sat back down and thought it was just a faze,
    but looking at your picture i still couldn't help but gaze,
    that classy gear you wear, that bottle of MD,
    that beautiful face, those massive titties!

    at once i went to tell my internet pals,
    they all agreed, the all said WAAOOW,
    one by one the comments did come,
    castle ger even said he'd ram it up your bum.

    I was so happy with the site i did see,
    I've fallen in love with my girl Chelsea,
    I hope you feel the same but if you don't fall,
    I suppose I'll spike your MD with my old pal rohypnol!


    Oh my love Chelsea!!!!!
     
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  16. Castleger

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    Nev, don't get too excited. I'm already friends with her on Facebook and the photo she put up is a ringer to attract guys.

    Here is hear real picture

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    Still no too bad, worth a dunt <ok>
     
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  17. <laugh> thats the one <ok>

    not the pic the poem <ok>
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    Mum??????
     
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    <laugh><laugh> Cheers for the mention Bollo, a literary masterpiece <applause>
     
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  20. Mr Tediwoofs

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    I think a haiku would allow you to share a life of Thunderbird and Speed.
    Try this...
    As I thrash myself
    blind, over your rough picture.
    Chelsea, do you care?
     
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