a love slutty neds

she's no accepted me but shes accepted 15 other losers like me this morning alone so shudnt be long now. better give JW an email

 

**** sake Nev. Bollo has written you a perfectly servicable poem there.

 

a saw her on the face book page Simply the best for number 1

aparently its top 5 already

 

did Frankie Boyle not call his son Lance???

 

Chelsea Chelsea you are a doll,
I'd love to pelt you without rohpynol!

 

chelsea chelsea i love u
love the fact ur MD's blue
shows ur class in every way
by the by am no gay

 

How about some back-door fun?
I'll be going off like a gun.

 

We've cracked it. Team effort!

 

am gony send that if she accepts btw. **** it, whats the worst that cud happen?

 

Chelsea Chelsea the team that I adore
Chelsea Chelsea the girl I now love more
I'll take you drinking, dancing, whatever makes you merry
Please Chelsea don't leave me for John Terry.

 

oh Chelsea,
you're beauty is a plenty,
have sex with me,
and I'll give you a bottle of Kiwi 20/20

there was a young girl called Chelsea,
she was the only girl for me,
after I had unprotected sex with her,
I killed her and threw her into the sea!

oh Chelsea from Govan,
you have a pussy I love my cock shoved in,
you'd say with a grin,
wiping my spunk from your chin,
who are you and how did I get here?!?!?!

 

duno what age she is. hopefully she's pretty young. not garry glitter young. franck ribery young will do

 

you fall madly in love and spend the rest of your lives together?

or you get bottled by her young team

 

'mon the young team

 

Whit a ****ing body that wee sluts got!!!!!

 

less a the slut talk bollo, thats ma future wife.

 

And the mother to wee Romeo and your brown baby Fiddy

 

Taylor and Prince

 

sorry Nev, you're wee slutty wifes got some body on her

 

cany wait to lick her fanny.