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A line in Time...

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by wizered, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. Caldicot Cider Red

    Caldicot Cider Red Well-Known Member

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    Milly replies "Lee Johnson?.........I remember him!..nice lad,not too tall......I don't do tall....wanted to keep him,but he kept muttering strange things about rats and sinking ships and left in the night.......strange that Gary."
     
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    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    ...but leapy had escaped to Chesterfield,so Gary had another idea,he said....
     
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  3. Caldicot Cider Red

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    ......."Never mind Keef old mate,what if I ask that nice Mr Cop-out chap to pop in.....I am sure he could spend some time here. Well........a day or two at least......ok,an hour then. But in that hour,he could do some excellent business in the transfer market for you!"
     
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    As all this was going on,Steven "Mr Bristol City" Lansdown was at home in his hot tub,just mulling things over with a brandy,some hob-nobs,a large cuban .........................
     
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    ...........striker called Manual Haynes. "Hey there Mr Cuban striker,I have a job for you at my club. Keep it a secret,but I want you to .............."
     
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  6. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    What was the large Cuban,Manual Haynes hob-nobing about? I'm just asking you understand...<laugh>
     
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    Who's certainly no worse than what you've got in the side at the moment Keith.
     
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  8. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    So Millen full of bright ideas from GJ is exasperated,LJ has gone,the Cuban is still in the bath with Stevie L,what is he going to do,he's so desperate he......
     
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  9. pirate49

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    rings Paul Buckle for advice............
     
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    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    ...and doesn't get a sensible answer,which is typical for a "gashead" so he.....
     
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    pirate49 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ...asks his most experienced pro.,David James, "What would you do in my position, David?"......
     
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  12. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Get off your ****ing Knees,Jamo responded,,,
     
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  13. banksyisourhero

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    Goes back to his damp and squalid hovel....
     
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  14. Sapphire

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    call Wiz and the red thread gang and see what they think you should do
     
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    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    He did and he goes back to his damp and squalid hovel....
     
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    Sapphire Well-Known Member

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    and goes to bed to sleep on the problem


    (night Wiz)
     
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    So Millen wakes up with a plan, he says. I know! We need 20 more wingers and 50 more strikers! He then gives Wigley a call..
     
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  18. banksyisourhero

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    and then buys some from the ham and egg united league.
     
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    This means a new formation of 0-10-0 with all outfield players starting on the left wing ....
     
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  20. banksyisourhero

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    But, things start to go wrong after being battered 14-0 by Congleton town in the lower Guiness cup,,
     
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