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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Jun 5, 2016.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ah that makes sense.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im psyching meself up man. Am gonna try and knock the tabs on the head on the 7th. As a birthday treat.

    Some ****ing day thats gonna be.

    Stand back.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    5 pages and nowt from Billy yet.

    He must be having a long tug.

    Chuck the anchors in just before the cork pops, 30 seconds rest, new video, start again, repeat 3 or 4 times... Then let it go on the 4th... Boom.

    It's like a full oil service for ya chopper.

    Cleans the pipes out.

    Good on Billy I say.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just get a vape.

    The box ones are decent, not the pens or the cig ones they're ****, get a big one. You can buy *** flavour. It's not the same but it'll help man, **** cold turkey, I did it that way man, couldn't have a pint for 4 months.
     
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    I did the patch. **** me, it helped a lot.
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You're on!!

    If you don't mind drinking with 2 old farts! Thats pops and his mirror, not me <laugh>
     
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    He'll knack ya for that <yikes>

    Yeah, are we going to end up in a nightclub? You can pull the 3 of us, some women. Lead the way and show me how the pro's do it <ok>
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No. Im ****ing hardcore.

    Im enjoying ne rundown on tabs. And blunhams telling me ta gam to bed.

    Ffs can a man not die in peace.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I did that the first time I stopped, when they were supplied free by her majesty... In the forces not jail <laugh>

    Started again though as soon as I went on holiday, now I can pick them up and drop them again as often as I please.

    I haven't had a cig this year to my knowledge but I've had a few goes on my Mrs' Vapey thing.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Comm quitting ***s...

    Three Stella please barman....

    Sip sip sip...

    Oh and you best give me 40 Marlboro as well.
     
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    Bugger...My phone just died in the middle of an important phone call and to cap it off I have snapped my front tooth eating some nuts..Well it was a previously snapped tooth that had been built back up...I'm not having a good night..Hopefully my phone will be charged up enough soon to return the call.
     
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  12. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    :angry:<laugh><laugh> If you need an grey haired fart to pull you some women mate, you're in worse nick than I thought you were! <laugh>

    Can you just picture the 3 of us in a nightclub?? <laugh>
     
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  13. Blunham Mackem

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    Ya can. Just do it quietly <laugh>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    To 'cap' it off?

    Really, you've punned yourself.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Im sat here all content. Rain has stopped. Got a git big fan keepung mossies away.

    Ive got 2 bottles left. (How the **** ivw drunk 10large leos ive nre idea)

    Im gonna see the sun risinf. Then i will gan to bedd
     
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    Have we still got any of them? There used to be a few to choose from.

    Wetheralls, Porama, Shoreline, La Strada.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Does your maid come to clean your room before you even go to bed?
     
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    I'm not sure I'd know what to do in a nightclub these days <laugh>

    I think we'll just stick to a pub with some live music on <ok>
     
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  19. Blunham Mackem

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    That's 83's job. To take us where the wild women love grey hair!
     
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  20. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Might be for the best <laugh>
     
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