The local school football team got invited to play a team from Norwich. Just before the game the Norwich team got off their bus they were huge. Our kids looked petrified so I said to them "don't worry they've got 22 legs 22 arms and 11 heads we can beat these. As they went onto the pitch I shouted "come on boys lets show these norfolk kids how to play 6 a side football. Did you like my little joke... Let me know ps don't tell any Norwich fans they will come after me with pitchforks.
