The local school football team got invited to play a team from Norwich. Just before the game the Norwich team got off their bus they were huge. Our kids looked petrified so I said to them "don't worry they've got 22 legs 22 arms and 11 heads we can beat these. As they went onto the pitch I shouted "come on boys lets show these norfolk kids how to play 6 a side football. 
Did you like my little joke... Let me know ps don't tell any Norwich fans they will come after me with pitchforks.

Did you like my little joke... Let me know ps don't tell any Norwich fans they will come after me with pitchforks.