In the first place I am calm, I am not someone you would refer to as 'child' - and you are our very own septic carbuncle. Well done - now pretty please, **** off and die.
A long thread to read through, mostly amusing and informative, then petered off into a **** slinging game, but have nicked the camel toe idea, winging its way around the world as we speak. nice one Commachio.