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a few jokes for you all

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    i got stopped by one of those clip board people asking about dwarfism i replied i knew very little
    where do dwarfs buy their golf clubs from littlewoods

    paddy loses an ear in a building site accident,at the hospital the doctor says luckilly they found yr ear and we can sew it back on paddy looks at the ear and says thats not my ear had a pencil behind it.

    local police are hunting a knitting needle nutter stabbed 12 people in the ass in the past 24 hours police say theirs definetly a pattern

    on holiday recently in spain sign said english speeking doctor required i thourght what a good idea why dont we have them in our country
     
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    jonathan acworth, Mar 15, 2012
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This should be closed.
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 15, 2012
  3. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    FUCKING HELL JONNO, thats like a knife through the heart, and I mind you on here as if you were my own <wah>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Mar 15, 2012
  4. Sam Axe

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    All chinkys look the same.
     
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    Sam Axe, Mar 15, 2012
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    I see a joke book franchise here for JA .. screw Charlton picture books, they have no appeal .. classy jokes like this though .. goldmine .. get your typewriter warmed up again <ok>
     
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    gotcoffee, Mar 15, 2012
  6. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    apologies ant eye jokes heard today made me laugh
     
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    jonathan acworth, Mar 15, 2012
  7. Paulie Gualtieri

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    OK Jonno , just this once I'll forgive you <smooch>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Mar 15, 2012
  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ****'s sake, some of these jokes got a telegram from the queen recently.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 15, 2012
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    At least you and ER can relate to them in some way<ok>
     
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    - SW6 -, Mar 16, 2012
  10. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I think I just hurt my brain reading that. It's not so much that the jokes were not funny, it's more trying to use all my mental computational power to put all those lower case words together to form an idea of the general jist of the joke - it's just sore on the brain.
     
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    Mick, Mar 16, 2012

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    Tags: Mick in grammar nazi hell
     
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    A mushroom walks into a bar.

    The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"

    The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
     
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    Cyclonic, Mar 16, 2012

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