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A DVD for Ash

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  1. Dilligaf

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    Borat (I reckon Dai would be like that on holiday). Sorry Dai

    Anything with Scarlett Johansson !!
     
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    Quality. no idea how he got away with some of those insults. That naked wrestling scene made me cry so hard with laughter I had pains for days.
     
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    I still can't believe he got away with calling that black man a chocolate face. That's bloody terrible
     
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    Obi, I've had a word with our Chairman and he say's you're not borrowing the cup. He know's what you Jedi's are like using the force, and all that, and he's scared you won't return it. So he has said if you borrow it and it's not returned, were going to send FFS up to see you. Now just to get a picture in your head of the mad bugger, he's a cross between Jason (Friday 13th) Freddie Kruger (Nightmare on Elmstreet) & Mike Ashley (Sports Direct.com) so be afraid, very afraid!!!:emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    Oi I keep telling you Scarlett's MINE!!!!

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    That's not what the restraining order says. I told you that I would tell everyone if you ever tried to steal her from me :rolleyes:
     
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    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    That's been lifted now!!
     
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    Not what she told me in bed last night :D
     
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    Well, Angelina left this morning with a smile on her face!!
     
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    OK, Thanks fir the info. I'll take the gamble.<ok>


    I'll collect the cup tomorrow and if you don't have it back by next week, then you are welcome to send him to get me. My address is the Stadium of Light, Sunderland. Or he can go to the Sunderland board on Not606. <ok>
     
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    Is she still a ballerina?
     
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    PMSL!!!!

    I'll get the cup polished for you, ready for collection with some nice black and white ribbons on!!
     
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    Obi Wan,

    I hope you can see it but I just changed my Avatar. That is a picture of our poster FFS taken in the pub outside Wembley.

    I'm really not kidding, Neveroff can confirm this for you becaus he was there too
     
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    Seems like a good lad. <ok>





    FFS.
     
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    That was on a day pass but he still had restraints on and had to be back by midnight.

    He really is quite mental
     
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    You had to do that didn't you!!! I'm just heading off to bed and now I see that photo again, I'm going to have nightmares again now.:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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