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A CREDIT TO THE GAME

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by qprted, Feb 28, 2016.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <confused>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Use your loaf <laugh>
     
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  3. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Wish i
    Not what they would like him to use, but each to there own I suppose.
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    A baguette perhaps? <whistle>
     
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  5. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    When in Brighton...
     
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  6. Cheers mate <ok>
     
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  7. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    I LOVE YOU SCOUSERS YOUR COOL
    ANYBODY WHO SUPPORTS MAN UTD IS A FOOL
    FUN AND HUMOUR ALWAYS RULE
    DONT USE THIS SITE UNLESS YOU LOVE BILL SHANKLY
    HE WAS THE BEST QUITE FRANKLEY
    KEEGAN WAS THE CRAZY POODLE BUT ALWAYS SCORED
    HE WAS WORSHIPED EVERYWHERE BUT AT THE COP END HE WAS ADORED
    DALGLISH WAS A MAN WHO COULD THREAD A BOOTLACE WITH HIS FEET
    ALTHOUGH MANY LIVERPOOL PLAYERS WERE GREAT DALGLISH WAS COMPLETE
    I GOT TO RETURN TO MY PLANET SOON IS THERE ANY QUESTIONS YOU EARTHLINGS WANT TO ASK
    ILL TRY TO ANSWER EVERYTHING BUT SOMETHINGS ARE TOO MUCH OF A TASK
    STAY AWAY FROM TREBLE HE WEARS A GRUESOME MASK
    BUT BEFORE I GO THEN AGAIN
    I COULD DRINK A WHOLE CRATE OF SPECKLED HEN
     
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  8. Tobes

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    I'd like to go for a pint with you Ted.

    I reckon you're a top bloke - aside from blowing off the kopites like - but I'll forgive you that.
     
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  9. Solid Alboland

    Solid Alboland Well-Known Member

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    Tobes just a suggestion but i have heard there is a quaint little drinking establishment called Le Fromage where they love folk like Ted plus they often have "entertainment" on so you may wish to consider that as a venue <cheers>
     
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  10. Tobes

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    I reckon me and Ted would go down a storm in there mate.

    Denice would have her wangers out within minutes of seeing my handsome grid :)
     
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  11. Solid Alboland

    Solid Alboland Well-Known Member

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    dear God it doesn't bear thinking about
    you and Denice together :emoticon-0115-inlov- RHC will burst a blood vessel . probably one of yours with help from Arsewipe Reg
     
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  12. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    im a beautifull song lyracist stuck in the smoke
    surrounded by violence my poems make people choke
    the cockney want to put an axe in my head
    they want to stop my poems and see me dead
    my football team is on the drop
    so im mooving to liverpool to join the cop
    i need ten cans of speckled hen to feel on top
    and my scouser friends are so full of pop
    qpr have had there day
    but i still love to see them play
    but ive found a way to cure the blues
    i sleep in a liverpool shirt its the team i choose
    wearing the red
    i sleep better in bed
    thats when i become qpr ted
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Take him for a pint in The Cheese <laugh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bit slow there <laugh>
     
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  15. TimPR78

    TimPR78 Well-Known Member

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    ask Ted about Warnock and Les Ferdinand, should be fun.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    It has been suggested that we should enquire as to your thoughts on Mr Warnock and Mr Ferdidnand (Les)?
     
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  17. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    Nearly as much fun as if you asked Binomial (whatever) about Rome, Paris or Wolverhampton in '76.
     
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  18. TimPR78

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    I suspect Warnock will be the missing 5th in the top 5 managers and don't get him started on Evil Les Ferdinand apparently he has the solution to world peace and could end poverty & starvation but keeps it to himself so he can enjoy the pain while laughing maniacally
     
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  19. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    Eh? Are you randomly answering some of your own questions, or have you got your troll-accounts mixed up? Just seen David Cameron on PMQ's avoiding the questions he's being asked too. Do you really support West Villa Saracens as well?
     
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  20. TimPR78

    TimPR78 Well-Known Member

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    Eh? You responded to my post (Ted related) I was elaborating on our friend Ted and how to bring the best out of him
     
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