I LOVE YOU SCOUSERS YOUR COOL ANYBODY WHO SUPPORTS MAN UTD IS A FOOL FUN AND HUMOUR ALWAYS RULE DONT USE THIS SITE UNLESS YOU LOVE BILL SHANKLY HE WAS THE BEST QUITE FRANKLEY KEEGAN WAS THE CRAZY POODLE BUT ALWAYS SCORED HE WAS WORSHIPED EVERYWHERE BUT AT THE COP END HE WAS ADORED DALGLISH WAS A MAN WHO COULD THREAD A BOOTLACE WITH HIS FEET ALTHOUGH MANY LIVERPOOL PLAYERS WERE GREAT DALGLISH WAS COMPLETE I GOT TO RETURN TO MY PLANET SOON IS THERE ANY QUESTIONS YOU EARTHLINGS WANT TO ASK ILL TRY TO ANSWER EVERYTHING BUT SOMETHINGS ARE TOO MUCH OF A TASK STAY AWAY FROM TREBLE HE WEARS A GRUESOME MASK BUT BEFORE I GO THEN AGAIN I COULD DRINK A WHOLE CRATE OF SPECKLED HEN
I'd like to go for a pint with you Ted. I reckon you're a top bloke - aside from blowing off the kopites like - but I'll forgive you that.
Tobes just a suggestion but i have heard there is a quaint little drinking establishment called Le Fromage where they love folk like Ted plus they often have "entertainment" on so you may wish to consider that as a venue
I reckon me and Ted would go down a storm in there mate. Denice would have her wangers out within minutes of seeing my handsome grid
dear God it doesn't bear thinking about you and Denice together - RHC will burst a blood vessel . probably one of yours with help from Arsewipe Reg
im a beautifull song lyracist stuck in the smoke surrounded by violence my poems make people choke the cockney want to put an axe in my head they want to stop my poems and see me dead my football team is on the drop so im mooving to liverpool to join the cop i need ten cans of speckled hen to feel on top and my scouser friends are so full of pop qpr have had there day but i still love to see them play but ive found a way to cure the blues i sleep in a liverpool shirt its the team i choose wearing the red i sleep better in bed thats when i become qpr ted
It has been suggested that we should enquire as to your thoughts on Mr Warnock and Mr Ferdidnand (Les)?
I suspect Warnock will be the missing 5th in the top 5 managers and don't get him started on Evil Les Ferdinand apparently he has the solution to world peace and could end poverty & starvation but keeps it to himself so he can enjoy the pain while laughing maniacally
Eh? Are you randomly answering some of your own questions, or have you got your troll-accounts mixed up? Just seen David Cameron on PMQ's avoiding the questions he's being asked too. Do you really support West Villa Saracens as well?
Eh? You responded to my post (Ted related) I was elaborating on our friend Ted and how to bring the best out of him