Why? Your board bans people for committing a third of the trouble you and the other muppet does and credit to our mods they are some of the best around but trust me please don't keep pushing because you will get your 3rd incarnation sooner than you thought.
You really get sadder by the day. You aren't 'in' with the mods. They volunteer to look after the board and the only person who breaks any rules is you. You've been talking about people who you argue with being close to bans for months, maybe even years. You are a marginally less pathetic version of CPofL.
Get a grip Phil Mitchell, this is a football forum! Anyway, if your begging to the mods gets me a ban then so be it, I'll definitely get over it! What you seem to want is a Chelsea board where you can dish out abuse but not have the piss taken out of you in response. My guess is that your mods don't live in the same world (or decade!) as you. If you weren't so unpleasant you might find that there wasn't a queue of people lining up to mock you. Spuds, Nonces, Manure, Pikies etc! The good news for you my old, old, very old, living in the past, should be consigned to the scrap heap pal is that you won't be seeing much of me next week as I'm off on hols with the wife and kids so you'll have one less person to hurl insults at!
Fella, fcuk off and your hols and bore your mrs instead of us. You seem a bit short so I'm going to be careful with my advice. Enjoy your family time!
He's right he'll get over it he'll just invent another account like the last time he was site banned. God you have to feel for his missus and that gene pool
