As Confusedcius said "It's better to handle one girl, than two with a bush". Question though... You're walking home from the pub and a limo pulls up next to you. It's Scarlett Johansen. She is completely naked and has a vagina that looks like she is giving birth to Bob Ross. She offers you sex... Do you turn her down?
I’m scared of tinned Tuna. Makes me wretch. Horrible evil stuff. Even typing it makes my skin crawl. Urrrgh.
I hate supermarket shopping. Bores the **** out of me, the majority of people in their are annoying ****s, so messing with these people is a must. It usually involves putting stuff in other peoples trolleys and is more entertaining since Sainsbury’s has started selling lube and vibrating cock rings, especially if the trolley in question is being used by a senior citizen.
I like shopping at Sainsburys, as it's always empty, cos every **** is n Aldi and Lidl. When i got the stupid TV, the young lad made the fatal mistake of asking 'would you like help to get it to your car' Was funny watching him getting a hi vis on, and struggling with this git big box.