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Off Topic A confession thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Aug 15, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s not gay you fu(c)king gay mong, go sniff somebody’s dustbin, it’s not my fault Chelsea hammered you last night. Grow up
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    grow up
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Don't take it personally, dawg...
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Stay on topic
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not to my knowledge.


    Woke up with a bad taste in my mouth a few time though <yikes>
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Helped to Kidnap someone once, fed the fella skittles and water in an empty flat in a very well known West London tower block, for 9 days then drove him to Brighton and let him out on some b road as his brother paid the ransom in full, plus the gear we took off him when he got snatched at some birds house, he used her gaff to weigh up his reloads and she set him up.

    Decent earner tbh. The bird got pennies and some dick for her troubles.


    Lolz
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I was stung by a wasp once, now I make appalling youtube videos. Is there any help?
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Really ?

    If it is real , you're proud of this ?
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Rough but a money earner for sure.
     
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  11. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    I actually do have two black dogs... But I've not set them on any kids yet
     
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  12. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    I once jaywalked at a quiet intersection.
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Going to school and suddenly realising I'm only wearing white Y-fronts.
     
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  14. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    I drove at 56mph in a 55mph zone earlier today.
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    we're you scared of being caught? If not, wrong thread.
     
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  16. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Sorry... I'll start a new thread for confessions that are not about something you're scared of.
     
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  17. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    I once posted a reply on the wrong thread.
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    well, I had nothing to do, and there was some gaffer tape and chloroform just lying around....
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ^^^^ the reason I ain't saying **** all about what I might or might not have done, allegedly <laugh>
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    was it one pack of skittles, or many packs. A loaf of bread would've done and been cheaper, or just starve him a bit. I can't help thinking skittles shows a lack of proper planning.
     
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