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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 17, 2019.

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  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Did they waterboard her?










    Sorry mate, that was ****ing poor taste.
     
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    Blueman, Oct 17, 2019
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    For those who didn't understand, we're talking about English for **** sake.

    Words have different meanings.

    Tea is a meal AND a drink.

    Just like Bridge is a card game and a means of crossing a stream.

    You thick ****s.
     
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    Chief, Oct 17, 2019
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Safe rule of thumb is whatever Matth thinks, go with the other option.

    It’s dinner.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 17, 2019
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  4. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    theres nothing smart in your house mate.
     
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    Sweats, Oct 17, 2019
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  5. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I’m afraid Matth has made this such a divisive issue that this obvious correct answer can’t be entertained.
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Oct 17, 2019
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don’t think anybody didn’t understand mate.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 17, 2019
  7. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    So you got your knob out?
     
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  8. Libby

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    Interesting debate, surprised it's not been done before.
     
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    Libby, Oct 17, 2019
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  9. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Grow up.
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Oct 17, 2019
  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Apart from the ones who didn't, obviously.
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Apart from the ones who didn't, obviously.
     
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  12. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Did you let them in your house?
     
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    Quesadaad, Oct 17, 2019
  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    What the **** is wrong with this site?

    I posted once, it posted 4 times ffs.
     
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    Chief, Oct 17, 2019
  14. PleaseNotPoll

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    It's trying to save Piskie the bother.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Oct 17, 2019
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  15. Tobes

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    Well that’s 5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back ffs.

    Bogus gasman morphs into Dinner or Tea ****e.

    Kill me now.
     
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    Tobes, Oct 17, 2019
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  16. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I'm amazed at the amount of empty lives on here.
     
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    Blueman, Oct 17, 2019
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  17. Sweats

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    have you never had brunch? Not brinner is it.

    being from the midlands I get to use both. Though lunch is lunch. Tea can be dinner. Tea would be if one has had a good meal at lunch time so dinner is not required. Though that could be supper. Though I tend to find supper often is something I eat as a snack at about 11 at night.

    lunch is lunch at lunchtime. I’m not having calling a sandwich at lunchtime dinner. Dinner is a proper meal. So if someone has a proper meal at lunchtime and calls it dinner then fine.

    this is a great arguement too.

    mess anyone else hoping meth was murdered in a hinterland way.. found buried under a stone bridge with just a pair of everlast joggers as a clue..
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Oct 17, 2019
  19. Rex Kramer

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    can you hang on in there I've got a few booked in prior before I get that far down my list
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah... again, fairly sure they got it.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 17, 2019
  21. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Matth?

    You reckon?
     
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    Chief, Oct 17, 2019
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