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Off Topic A bloke who claimed to be from British Gas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 17, 2019.

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  1. brb

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    Tbh mate I knew someones Gran that got done over by these wan5ers, got there way into the house and robbed her, she never recovered from it, lost the will to live after it and some months on died, sad really.
     
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    <laugh> Get em told Matth




    Although tea is a drink, obviously, not a ****ing meal. Often taken with biscuits, sometimes cake. Or if you're really posh, jam sandwiches.
     
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    <yikes> Jehovah's Witnesses did that? Knew you couldn't trust those ****s...
     
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  4. brb

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    <laugh> nah! Think they pretended to be from the water board.
     
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  5. Quesadaad

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    Bollocks

    Breakfast
    Dinner
    Tea

    Lunch is such a **** word. Pisses me off even typing it.
     
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    Seriously, that is ****ing terrible, preying on old people.


    With any luck they'll eventually try it on some old ex para who keeps a rusty WWII bayonet under the stairs.
     
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    So when do you eat Dairylea Lunchables?
     
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    Next time, Matthew, just say ...

    "Do I look like I've got a smart meter?"

    Sorted <cheers>
     
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  9. Sucky

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    With all due respect you're wrong.
    Screenshot_2019-10-17-19-28-54.png
     
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    I don’t, because they are called lunchables.
    Sometimes, standing up for what you believe in comes at a price.
     
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    So, someone says they're off for a game of bridge.

    You lot say; what do you mean, you can't play bridge. A bridge is for walking over. It's ridiculous to say you can play something you walk over for **** sake.


    Just off the top of my head like.
     
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    Mofos arguing with the dictionary <laugh>

    Kden
     
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    The dictionary = a southerners propaganda tool.

    It’s tea.
     
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    Gonna have shower and wash the stupidness of this thread off me<laugh>
     
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    Go steady dude.

    Let your tea settle first

    <party>
     
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