A bit of a pickle

My extension cost more than that.

 

You must have one helluva rack!

 

which one ? the breasticles or the penile one

 

Have a ****e on your front door step...

If the girls German, she'll love it

The party goers will turn awy in disgust

 

I read somewhere that if you mix piss with mustard powder it creates a liquid that stings like buggery.

Does anybody know just how dangerous this is? I am going to mix it in a fairy liquid bottle and squirt it at people from the upstairs window if they don't go away, but i don't want to maim anyone.

Is it more or less dangerous than acid?

 

Both.

 

Please dont fight over me, I am big enough to share

 

you could just leave everybody in and have a connect 4 championship. losers leave , winner stays on

 

I would imagine it would be like the mustard gas they used in the Great War. Go for it

 

Can we come to Cyprus to do it, whatever it is?

 

Mustard is only 2 letters away from bastard. Go figure.

 

dont know about acid, but it's maybe more dangerous than weed!

 

Mustard is also three letters away from Mufftard (a man scared to or cannot muff)

 

**** is only two letters different from Tina.

Makes sense I suppose.

 

Ooo get her

 

****facewankchops is ... ah **** it!!

 

I`m a right chavvy theiving council estate **** and got invited to some ****s house party tonight. I`m taking my baseball bat, some charlie and my staffy.

Coincidence?

 

Ok guys,

i have peed in the bottle and mixed in some colemans mustard powder.

First person that rings the doorbell is ****ing getting it. I am well up for this.

 

I'll be round in five with the golf irons and the knuckle dusters.

Operation defend El Capitan's house is go.

Oh, but you've got to let me watch the sex.