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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Rangers died in 2012 mate.
     
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    Tina., Jul 6, 2018
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ on here in the middle of the night speaking about Rangers. Mental, obsessed old boot.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 6, 2018
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I know but I don’t identify as scotch tho. I’m a Croat.
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 6, 2018
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  4. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Want to know what a real dilemma is?

    Imagine you're naked and in a big bed. You've a beautiful woman on one side of you a gay man on the other.

    Who are you going to turn your back on?

    @Tina.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Jul 6, 2018
  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Turn your back on the guy and kid on you’re being pegged
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 6, 2018
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Scot/Croat or Scroat as we like to call you <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 6, 2018
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is the bird gonne finger yer bum?

    Please advise.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 6, 2018
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    Probably being kept awake by her gay son next door as he takes a big cock up the exhaust.

    <party>
     
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    gas, Jul 6, 2018
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  9. Tina.

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    I pished the bed and saw an opportunity.
     
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    Tina., Jul 6, 2018
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  10. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    This thread is going well, pleased I could assist. No need to thank me, absolutely not.
     
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    Saf, Jul 6, 2018

  11. Strange Nipples ST

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Jul 6, 2018
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  12. bayernkenny

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    Thanks; you have assisted me get over the depressive and suicidal feelings caused by the ignominious exit from the World Cup by my beloved Germany.

    Cheers.
     
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    bayernkenny, Jul 6, 2018
  13. bayernkenny

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    Not often you see a cock and a ring in the same image on this respectable and family friendly social platform!
     
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    bayernkenny, Jul 6, 2018
  14. monacoger

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    monacoger, Jul 6, 2018
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    A Bavarian goes into a 'boozer;' and gets pished oot o' his bonce; true story!
     
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    bayernkenny, Jul 8, 2018
  16. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    36861945_10156381660334002_54239170591195136_n.jpg
     
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    Saf, Jul 8, 2018
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  17. Patience

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    <rofl><applause>

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    Patience, Jul 9, 2018
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