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A 100% true story, but bpund to upset a few WUM's

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by weararedbonnet, Jul 29, 2014.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I prefer Strongbow. <ok>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Wow... I had no idea that Old Trafford was bigger until I read this story.

    And Weararedbonnet is responsible for building Old Trafford. That's pretty impressive!
     
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  3. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I'm not a WUM but I am rather upset <wah>
     
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  4. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    apologies KingEric07, no need to shed tears

    Not sure how I get the praise for building Old Trafford, but it's a lovely complement. Sadly, I cannot accept the praise for that
     
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  5. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Damn right, everyone knows Old Trafford was built by Chuck Norris.

    Someone left a pile of bricks and concrete on the banks of the Bridgewater, and Chuck was walking past and sneezed, and his exhalation caused the bricks to form together, and Old Trafford was born!
     
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  6. chelsea - over 100 years of history

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    Even allowing for the obvious 'you had to be there' vibe, seems a pretty unprofessional way of acting in a work environment when representing your company. :wink:
     
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  7. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    Unblievable I would have wanted a new cup. Or at least the first one to be cleaned. Oh well, if thats what floats his boat.
     
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  8. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea over 100 years, considering all the wind up tripe united fans endured in the 70's and 80's, the comment was more than justified. It was clean, nothing offensive, and sticking to the facts.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nothing you do is clean, it's all filth you're a dirty, dirty man.
     
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  10. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Lol gonzo, you have me cracking up
     
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  11. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Its like the boring old **** has been cryogenically frozen since bbc606 closed down, uses the same boring stories and anecdotes he used on there years ago.
    He reckons he ignores me yet mentions me every day.<laugh>

    The old transvestite should be pitied though.<ok>

    PMT>>weararedbraandpanties

    :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  12. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Didn't fancy sloppy seconds?
     
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  13. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    maybe gonzo does PPLF, but not for me
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What a supremely pointless thread <doh>
     
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  15. Swarbs

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  16. Christiansmith

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    <ok>

    I would ignore the RS tools with no sense of humour and who are just far too retarded to get the joke...<laugh>
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    <laugh>

    The twist was far to much for my tiny mind <whistle>
     
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  18. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    I ignore them totally Christiansmith. What they forget is that we put up with all their jibes in the 70's and 80's, but now it's reversed, it seems the wonderful scouse sense of humor has disappeared.

    They showed no mercy then, so don't expect any in return nonw
     
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