A 100% true story, but bpund to upset a few WUM's

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  1. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    As a lot of you know, I work all over the UK, and enjoy the banter with fans from Newcastle to Portsmouth, and from Norwich to Swansea. But perhaps the best ever was two visits to the 051 area. Yes, I know, we all have a cross to bear, but work is work!

    A couple of years ago, the area manager, an Everton fanatic, tipped me off that one new premises I had to visit was very close to Anfield and the manager was an RS. So off I went, with a mental note to fumigate the car once I had escaped out of the tunnel into the Wirral. Anyway, when I met the manager, I apologised for being late, and that my sat nav was on the blink. He asked me if I had any bother finding the place, so I replied, nope, I just followed the signs for the trophy free zone. LOL, if looks could kill!

    This year was even better, as a new manager was in, and I had been tipped off by Gary the Everton fan that the new manager was a blue, but his assistant was a red.

    When we were having a brew upstairs, you could see Anfield in the distance, so I passed a comment that I didn't realise you could see Prenton Park from here. I winked at the manager, but his oppo took the bait hook line and sinker.

    "That isn't Prenton Park, thats Anfield" he answered, My response was, oh, really? isn't is small? Then a long pause before the punch line "compared to Old Trafford!"

    His face was a picture, even made the trip to that god forsaken area worthwhile.
     
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    Epic story.
     
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    I know you're a bit older by your own admission and I dont want to teach you how to suck eggs as my good mum always raised me to have respect for my elders but.........

    You're embarrassing yourself, I could just call you a manc bastard but ive more class and am not as childish as you appear to be

    You have the audacity to abuse matth yet you're fast taking his crown

    Where were you for the WHOLE of last season?


    And your story is ****e <ok>
     
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    A potential best seller :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Thank you kindly Valley graduate and No one famous. Despite the displeasure from one other poster, I can assure you that the story is 100% true.
     
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  7. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I dont doubt it being true, I just said its a **** story

    If someone puts up a thread I dont like tearing it to pieces, but it seems you hate me automatically because Im a Liverpool fan which is ****ing stupid tbh

    Arent you long enough in the tooth to take each person on merit? Or cant you manage that? You must be a blast at parties
     
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    Great to know it's 100% true as it's an absolute side splitter.
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Throw as many insults as you like, the story is true. But it does seem the so called Liverpool sense of humor has long since disappeared.

    And if the story was the other way around, the ABU's would be here in their droves. Perhaps the story is only considered "s***e because its Anfield, but had it been Goodison, you would have found it amusing. And if you wish to believe I hate you, then carry on, but I can assure you it's not true. What I do find strange is you and PMT accuse me of all sorts, but if you find anything offensive in that posting, then by all means report me to the mods, and I will abide by their decision
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    WTF you on about mate?

    You reg post YSB's but you should know better and have a little more class, being older and all (you said you were older a while back, that isnt me assuming)
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    DR, it ain't worth the effort. All you are doing is trying to twist the story to suit you. This is the last time I reply on the matter, but its time for some home truths.

    The reason I didn't post last year was because my wife was very ill. When that happens, anything else is pointless, and not that its any of your business, she is now well on the way to recovery.
    Secondly, during to 70's and 80's us "mancs" took stick from your lot day in day out. We had to put up with it, as in those days United were between bad and absymal. But come SAF and the 90's we have dominated the premier league, which if we are being honest, is the real reason you and PMT get all upset.

    Considering all the 4 letter words used on here, I fail to see why YSB is so offensive, but thats tough.

    I am not getting into a slanging match with you, so I will apply the same logic to you as I do to PMT. I will just ignore you
     
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    i thought it was classic.the dippers dont like hearing things about themselves ,but continue to camp on our forum.great story
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I never said it was my business. You have already mentioned several times your wife has been ill to other posters

    Im pleased to hear she is well on the way to recovery btw
     
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    I don't get it? Who did what again? Also how did the banana become involved?
     
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    I think I heard about this on the office grapevine. Supposedly the guy got his own back by wiping the end of his old fella round the rim of your coffee cup. Just what I heard but id go brush my teeth if I were you
     
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    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Thats exactly the kind of peevish thing I would expect from that area, which explains that I watched the tea being made, and declined a second cup
     
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    So you watched him stir your tea with his bellend and still drank it but decided against a second cup? :huh:
     
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    Who will play the sarcastic manc in the movie I wonder? Gonna be epic.

    In fact Peter Jackson could probably get 3 movies out of those 2 anecdotes. First one will be a bit dull though, 3 hours of a manc walking to Liverpool in his bare feet.
     
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    [video=youtube;vmuT8UeTk4s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmuT8UeTk4s[/video]
     
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  20. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Gonzo, if your popping out this afternoon for some sunshine, dont forget to put a hat on.


    I believe there are a pair of woodpeckers near where you live
     
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