Did he not slip next to one of those pools that Eddie told us about? By the waterslide just before you got to the ice cream stand?
Watched a docu on 9/11 last night and noticed that most of the crisis actors used were bizarrely athletic and had zero mobility issues. Having been to NYC a couple times myself, the abiding memory was that every corner had food vendors and everyone was eating even when walking and that 90% of New Yorkers are obese and make Trev feel normal. Here we have film crews on hand as the rockets, sorry PLANES, smash into the buildings and all the guys running about afterwards wouldn't look out of place in a Nike advert. @The Former Tea Lady over to you.