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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Jan 14, 2016.

  1. monty987

    monty987 Well-Known Member

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    Become a director at SAFC build a 12,000 seat extension in the east stand (charge only £100 a season card), get Ronaldo on a 2 year contract at £500 k a week, on the house drinks for ever for all 606's !. Buy a 1933 penny as I am a coin collector, hunt for shipwreck treasure, buy the lamboghini contach from the film Cannon ball run, design and build my own 10 bedroomed house, try and get a ticket for the Oscars.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    26 million quid a year on one player. Plus signing fee. Bollocks to that.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You'd just buy a petrol station and stand around sniffing inside the nozzles of each pump all day.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He already earns that anyway.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Aye but the chance to play for montys allstars may sway him.
     
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  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    If I won that much dosh I'd spend a load of it on my bairns & my woman.
    No one would want for owt or ever have the need to work again.
    Is that a good thing though?
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That's a ****ing brilliant thing.

    Not needing to work doesn't mean they won't work, it just means they'll be allowed mistakes and to risk more. Making more money is the thing most people with a lot of money want to do most.

    Buying and selling classic cars is probably one business I'd go into.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    ****ing massive business at the moment. Prices are sky high.
     
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  9. crumble bungle

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    I would phone in sick and take all the sick pay my boss gave me, then when he found out I would hand my notice in but not work it.
    I would pay all the lads who I work with enough to retire on just to screw my boss over.
    My family and friends would want for nothing and I would make a NOT606 club up where we all travel to matches away together in style and meet up at the home matches for food and beers etc.
    Help the needy where I thought fit and sponsor some amateur athletes/sports people who show promise but cant move on because of funding etc.
     
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  10. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'd buy Newcastle. Not the club, the city!

    Then flatten it! <whistle>
     
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  11. dansafcman

    dansafcman Well-Known Member

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    I'd pay SAFC enough money so they could cancel the contracts of the players who are deadweight and get a couple of players in. (here Short/Sam, here is 20m. please make sure Rodwell doesnt play for us again and buy a player who isnt injured all the ****ing time)

    Make sure my family is sorted.

    Buy a tropical island, and build a small harbour and airstrip on it plus a villa or 2.

    Buy a boat and a plane so I could get to my new island

    Build a house/mansion on mainland Europe, buy a few cars

    Travel. Lot's of travel.

    Environmental/charity work

    Make sure D Trump doesnt get into power in the USA. preferably the solution would involve a hit-man and a legally bought american made rifle (just for the irony)
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Particularly old Ferrari's - Testarossas were comparatively peanuts about 15 years ago to what they're worth now.

    Not classic but look at that ****er, IIRC this is your dream car...

    http://www2.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201511118603139
     
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  13. Commachio

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    On man that is beautiful. Nearly 1.7 million.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I know, £1.7m for a second hand car.
     
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  15. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just £20m?? Tightwad!! <whistle>

    Buy the damn club Dan and cut out the middleman!

    Also, liked all the cars, boats and planes, then saying you'll do environmental work.

    So that'll be Prius's all round, a canoe and a glider? ;)
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Aye, Ford Granada mk1's in peak nick are like rocky horse **** & sell for top dollar.
    I love cars like that.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Class mate, I like the old Rover SD1, there's an immaculate one knocking about near me I see him every now and then.
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    There's a bloke up the road from got one on a T plate, 79ish?
    3.5 V8 engine with the square steering wheel.
    The police used to use them.
    I love 60's, 70's 80's British cars even if most of them were ****, lol.
     
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  19. dansafcman

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    mate, they only pay you 40m a year, they dont pay out the lump sum so buying the club is out of the question.

    Sail boat, probs a catamaran - a 90ft one. cant sail, never tried but I'll learn or pay someone to sail it for me

    Cars - mostly collection ones or only fast sport ones that I would only drive in nice weather. Also, Prius might be **** but there are a few concepts out there I wouldnt mind having. There is one car, by either Peugeot or Renault (yes I know, but hear me out), that in petrol only mode pulls 200+ bhp, electric mode 200+ bhp (equivalent), combined = 400+ bhp and supercharged mode = 550+ bhp (but drains the batteries in 30 minutes of track driving). Saw it on TV, but cant remember the model name.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    The Peugeot 308R?
     
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