85% of not606 Celtic fans don't go to Celtic games

You have no idea what wumming is.

'New Rangers'

 

A capybara of mongness. Now there's a phrase that could catch on.

 

A veritable cornucopia of unbridled spazziness. I'd be quite proud to have played my part if that caught on.

 

I think that'll be yer Harry's regnal name and number if he gets the throne.

 

Aye, if he goes with Harold some **** will poke him in the eye with a stick.

 

His name isnae Harold - it's Henry.

My missus only updated me wi this info last week - she also said that Charles probably won't be Charles III but is more likely to be George VII

If you can pick your own regnal name (and papal name), I think you're letting the world down if you don't pick King Tallywhacker or King Sizeddong.

There was once a Pope Lando - If I was Pope, I'd probably plump for Pope Masteroftheclit I

 

King Massive ****ing Ears has a nice ring to it

 

Oddly, I too, only recently became aware that they can pick a name when they take the throne. I know **** all about Royal succession. Know a bit about Henry VIII and Harold who caught one in the eye in the Norman Conquests and that's about it really.

 

Mon, the Wills, or King Billy II as he will be fondly known as

 

Thanks to my wife's interests in medieval and Tudor baws, I'm a veritable textbook on Royal succession these days.

Harold, it's now reckoned, wasn't the guy on the Bayeux Tapestry (which isn't a tapestry) with the arrow in his eye - 19th Century historians assumed it was as the word "Harold" appears above that figure (as part of the story).

Also, I think if someone chose the regnal name Harold, they would be Harold I (technically just King Harold as regnal numbers aren't used until there's a 2nd monarch of that name - until 1952 Elizabeth I was only ever referred to as Queen Elizabeth) as regnal history is only considered to have started with William the Bastard (Conquerer).

Of course, that means that Kings and Queens take Regnal numbers which are quite often only applicable to England (and Wales post Glyn Dwr).

****s

 

I see.

Just for the sake of clarity I didny say I wanted to know anything about the subject

 

King Billy 2 ... this time it's personal.

 

Bib's Know Thine Enemy night classes are open for adult and post-school learners.

Contact Reid Kerr College for a prospectus or to arrange the necessary gammy giving out in Cowcaddens as entry fee today

 

King Billy V he'll be (I think).

The Empire Strikes Back

 

So KBV?

http://www.kbv.de/

Hun ****.

 

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We haven't had a major assassination in this country for ****ing ages. Surely someone could take out Charlie?

 

Aye, Diana was quite some time ago. We are overdue another assassination to bring the country together in faux grief.

 

You ****in conspiracy theorists are hilarious.

Next you'll be telling us that The Princess Of Hearts was pregnant by some rich ragheid.

 

Zactly. We could arrange for a tree to fall on Charlie boy. That would be nicely ironic.