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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    she's (tina) goin down on me once I break into her flat and threaten to slit her slutty throat!
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Thank Allah they've landed <PHEW>
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    The flight had a "flap" problem.

    <laugh>
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    where are you getting all this info barrie, if that is your real name?
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    I'm a fountain of knowledge, Sean.

    That's Barrie Lochrie for you.
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Circling to burn fuel incase they overshoot the landing

    #let down
     
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  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Happened to me years ago.

    Flight from Glasgow to Majorca (I think), spent 3 hrs circling Glasgow to burn fuel as there was a technical fault.

    The irony was not lost when we realised that we would have been 95% of the way there had the pilot had a set of balls to ignore the planes warning system <steam>
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Ive been in four plane crashes in my life.

    Survived them all apart from the second one.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Was that when the aliens caught up with you?
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hopefully it crashes in Norwich ...right on the colemans factory!
     
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    Bit ****ing late for that considering its landed an Amsterdam pud.
     
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  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I was on a plane back from Majorca last year, coming in for landing... it then re-engaed the engines and "took off" mid air! Some noise and movement!

    ****in shat maself!!!

    It lost the signal for the beacon and circled for about 30 mins awaiting a new time slot!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Still ...
     
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    Were they losing altitude because there was too much weight on board?
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No...

    It lost the signal for the beacon and circled for about 30 mins awaiting a new time slot.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Was on a plane landing at Luton when a huge storm was raging across southern England.

    The plane was rocking and rolling all over as it neared the runway, I could see the tarmac oot the windae, and then it went full power and started climbing again. Circled for about half an hour before coming in for a second attempt successfully.

    I was not in the least perturbed. Nerves of steel, me.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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