606’ers hobbies thread

Lucky you are so small Elfs - your luxury three bedroomed apartment must be packed full of your stuff.

 

You'll be able to see soon......on through the keyhole.

 

You’d fit through it.

 

You're on fire tonight Buster.

 

My other interest is collecting authentic players tops.

I have Eddie Youds' and Danny Green's, amongst others.

This exhibition on Bethnal Green Road finishes this Sunday and is a must if you are into retro tops.

 

My other hobby is smoking decent cigars.

Delicious with a good cup of coffee.

Bought this tidy lot today ...all quality slow burners

 

Perhaps you should be called Lardiman

 

You’ve lost me ?

 

I wish we could

 

Rhyming slang for Cigar - La-di-da.

And there was me thinking I was being clever........

 

uuhh??

 

You can’t beat a Rocky Patel Premium for breakfast, along with a nice Cappucino.

Followed by a few football bets, and meeting the progeny at London Bridge station.

What a life

 

You mean you have procreated?
That rohypnol is bloody good stuff!

 

The nearest you will ever come to procreating is your monthly delivery of Readers Wives.

 

Is that the best you got?

 

Well it is a thread about hobbies and he probably has a limited choice since Whippet Weekly went tits up.

 

Explaining jokes is a bit sh1t.

 

Not as **** as black socks with brown brogues.

 

How did you know?