Match Day Thread 5under1and v Newcastle United

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To be honest we have the cultists v bedwetters derby every week, so today's just another match. Once again the bedwetters will be all huff and puff with nothing to show for it apart from the odd pat on the back from their team mates. The cultists however, whilst not dominating proceedings will be incisive, measured , precise and ultimately come out on top with their well thought out brand of attacking play. The result of the game is pretty meaningless because the bedwetters will always claim victory, history however tells us otherwise.
The other game will finish in a 3-1 win to Newcastle.
 
I'm a strange position in which I actually expect us to lose this but at the same time if we lose I'll be ****ing livid.

I'm expecting in a couple hours to be sitting here listening to Howe making his usual bullshit talking points as I think he's an autistic ****
 
My guess

Pope
Burn left back
Schar
Thiaw
Livramento
Joelinton
Ramsay
Guimareas
Murphy
Barnes
Woltemade