57 old farts...

I'm 44, with a wife nearly 8 years younger who keeps me on my toes!! Have a very active social life, so no complaints there and an 11 year old boy who is football crazy and loves QPR even though we live 400 miles away! Was still playing up to 4 months ago when my groin went (may have been a hernia) - life starting to creep up on my I suspect!!

 

I can't believe that I will be 55 next year.
But then I remember, it's never too late to have a happy childhood.

 

This! A very common phrase in our marriage also. She is four years younger than me so maybe she has grown up too fast!

 

I am 49 so looking forward to the mid-life crisis next year.

Just can't decide between the nubile 21 year old dolly bird or the Harley?

 

You can have both but go for about a 27 year old partner .. the youth are clueless

 

27 going on 19

 

Cheers Dave, duly noted

 

I'm 53 with a son "Flanbaby" who is 20 months old, so there is like in this old dog

 

Yes, those could be sneaky ones - as a lad, come "harvest" time, I always had a few Horse Chestnut trees reconnoitred.

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Young 63 & wife 3 years younger, looking forward to retirement but will probably do a 3day week if firm allows it.

 

32 but I'm reincarnated according to my Qigong instructor so that gives me a real age of 121. That would account for my extraordinary wisdom and worldy knowledge seemingly beyond my years.

 

Yes but what size are your hips?
You should think about going into calf before it's too late ... Those twin set days will soon be behind you

 

reincarnated from what? How old are you in dog years?

Best mid life crisis I have witnessed is a bloke I worked with 30 years ago. Never liked him but hear about him from mutual friends sometimes and bumped into him last year. He was a corpulent greasy bloke from Plymouth, married a gorgeous Cathay Pacific air hostess from Korea, had a kid with her, then divorced her when about to hit 45, lost 4 stone, had a back sack and crack waxing and took up with.......a Korean air hostess 5 years younger than the first model. Now divorced from her, he's fat and hairy again, and off work long term for 'stress'.

Crisis, what crisis?

 

Me 33, but the 34 doth approach in January. Also some manky tart in Nottingham told me I looked 40 last week. Luckily this week I look 21.

 

And I was wearing my best frock and glittery sandals, beeeeatch

 

Being optimistic I'd say Napoleon or Lincoln.

Being realistic I'd say a midget from a Victorian freak show or a Sloth or summink

I make it 847. Knocking on a bit

 

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Hmmm korean you say.....hmmmm

 

I have no idea what to read into that, in fact I'm quite perturbed