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50 Shades of HAIG

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It generates semi-random text like this:

    (warning probably nsfw and may be politically incorrect)

    After having my quim raided, he then proceeded to pound my brown mile. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his cumtree made my shrimp sap leak like a broken coffee maker. When he removed his blue-veined custard chucker from my poo pipe, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the Mr. Hanky off his clunger. It was bliss having his bald-headed yogurt slinger shoved inside me again; stuffing my smush mitten with a number of chillies just didn't get my wizards sleeve spraying like it used to. There was baby gravy frothing from his devil's bagpipe and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Se my last post, I'll wait until I get home Mrs luv might be pissed off whith what I look at but she can't sack me. <ok>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This is probably my fav thread since the one about my nuts. <laugh>
     
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  4. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    WTF!!...I'm getting worried about you, Gonz. Is this more homo-erotic ****?? <yikes>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No, no we had a thread on our board about my vasectomy took it right through right up to me on the table.
    I think it was called Do I Have My Nuts Cut Off or Leave My Wife And Kids?
    So nothing weird.
     
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  6. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Braver man than I am, mate. No ****er is getting near my back wheels with a razor blade!
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Hurt like **** but done now, I just have to put up with all the nutless jokes from my Liverpool friends along with the sheep jokes, and all the other ****....... Why the **** do I go on there?
     
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  8. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    It's when they stop taking the piss is the time to worry....
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Very true. So do you think I may have shamed HAIG and Piskie into not arguing with this homo-erotic nonsense? Or have I just given them more to go with? Either way it's been sorta funny.
     
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    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Because you've **** all else to do since you were emasculated?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Thinking of going for a chippy tea tonight can't be bothered cooking. What's everyone doing?
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah stuff like that. <laugh>
     
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  13. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I don't think anything will stop those two, mate. It's true love, even if they do fight like cat and dog!..
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's not really arguing to be honest. More HIAG making a hash of his wums and me pointing that out to him. It's got him so riled that he now can't stop posting about me. If he were smart he'd realise I only ever respond to his wums, so he could make it stop in an instant.

    But to be honest it's a bit boring, for everybody. I used to think that showing his **** ups would stop the silly ****er in his tracks, but he's got no shame and just ploughs head first into the next one.

    I'd rather HIAG and me wummed that beacon of piss taking, Mourinho. What say you HIAG ?
     
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    Going the alehouse to get leathered
     
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    <ok>.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm off to my local for a couple there's a decent pub near where I live now.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's defo a 2 way thing fella he gets to you now and then.
     
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    I was down your neck of the woods last week mate. ****ing pissed it down for 3 days solid <laugh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah I should probably stop arguing with idiots. They bring you down to their level and then beat you with their experience. :tongue:
     
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