5 out 0f 7

always wear disposable latex gloves ; top tip for any situation.

 

Just reading that first sentence gave me indigestion.

You need baby wipes and a big tub of Vaseline LR.

 

dinnae fash, i've got the mansize tub at home. you know, the one you can fit your whole fist into

 

lol eh? Don't you use a foreign language on me, it turns me on.

 

hoots mon