5 Long Years

[- SW6 -]

Ironing board or yuletide log

6th is "iron" although that could end badly for me

 

[jenthesaint1990]

That's what I give your mrs.

I want mine to feel special.

shouldnt you be servicing her through the rest of the year then. if my boyfriend/husband didnt shag me for a whole year id die.

 

[- SW6 -]

Next year will be 20 years for me and the missus.

Twenty long bleeding years.

You or her?

 

[jenthesaint1990]

Next year will be 20 years for me and the missus.

Twenty long bleeding years.

thats rare these days. dont want to scare you but my parentals made it to twenty years then my mum decided she wanted a divorce out of the blue. be prepared...

 

[- SW6 -]

shouldnt you be servicing her through the rest of the year then. if my boyfriend/husband didnt shag me for a whole year id die.

We've been building up to this moment.

And she wasn't up for pregnant Mr Nasty time.

Since traumatised by birth, so Mr Nasty time still on hold.

 

[Ciaran]

That's what I give your mrs.

I want mine to feel special.

She is 'special' already.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

You or her?

We must be getting old, off to watch Lionel Ritchie tomorrow night

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

fat one, after discovering yet another love child.

Maybe that's who Raheem Sterling aspires to be.

It was either that, Junior or Marvin.

I hope Jason Roberts isn't reading this.

Or Peter Herbert.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

thats rare these days. dont want to scare you but my parentals made it to twenty years then my mum decided she wanted a divorce out of the blue. be prepared...

I want a divorce

 

[jenthesaint1990]

We've been building up to this moment.

And she wasn't up for pregnant Mr Nasty time.

Since traumatised by birth, so Mr Nasty time still on hold.

really? you should have taken your conjugal rights, regardless. youre one of the unlucky ones, a lot of ladies get extra frisky when theyre up the duff.

you must be about ready to explode/have prostitutes on speed dial.

 

[- SW6 -]

She is 'special' already.

I see.

Window seat Mrs A?

Yeth spleeeeath.

 

[jenthesaint1990]

I want a divorce

on what grounds?

 

[Ciaran]

My ma and da is 38 years next saturday.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

really? you should have taken your conjugal rights, regardless. youre one of the unlucky ones, a lot of ladies get extra frisky when theyre up the duff.

you must be about ready to explode/have prostitutes on speed dial.

I think that's a myth. Every dad I know went without for the most part while their missus was in the family way.

 

[- SW6 -]

really? you should have taken your conjugal rights, regardless. youre one of the unlucky ones, a lot of ladies get extra frisky when theyre up the duff.

you must be about ready to explode/have prostitutes on speed dial.

I have taken a firm grip of the situation, lets just leave it at that shall we?

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Rent me for the night SW6.

I'll show her a good time - I promise.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

6th is "iron" although that could end badly for me

Chinese buy all the metal these days so ironing boards are been made in wood again,well here anyway

 

[jenthesaint1990]

I think that's a myth. Every dad I know went without for the most part while their missus was in the family way.

unless its traumatic with morning sickness for me when it happens, i cant see my normal routine being disturbed.

 

[jenthesaint1990]

I have taken a firm grip of the situation, lets just leave it at that shall we?

well this could be the night then eh. good luck!

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

unless its traumatic with morning sickness for me when it happens, i cant see my normal routine being disturbed.

Some women's whole personalities change when they're pregnant, never mind their libido.