5 londoners droont

Apparently I was there as a 2 year old.

I learnt to swim the hard way.

Only 3 and fell into the swimming pool and disappeared for a few seconds.

 

Obviously suffering brain damage from lack of oxygen as a result. Explains a lot.

 

Quite.

 

As the story goes, you'd have been out a lot quicker if your dad didn't have his foot on your head.