Your team wouldn’t get a touch of the ball. Rashford not good enough, VVD a waste of a place, Mane would be trying to do everything himself while De Bruyne wonders why he’s wasting his time with these fools.
Van Donkey becomes redundant in 5 a side. Who crosses or punts long balls into the box in 5 a side? McTominay/Ndidi types shut **** down, ain’t no need for Virgil. Innit.
In a 5 a side team that player not deemed good enough always bags a few goals and pulls bare tricks to the surprise of his watching homies...always. VVD won’t be a waste of space when you’re 4 down 3 minutes in and he’s bagged a rocket...smashed your nippy player into the side walls and left one on your main man playing through the middle There’s always 1 player in a team who’s so confident of doing everything himself...can be frustrating at times but you jus know he’s going to take ultimate piss on the whole and bag about 9 out of 21 shots at goal but them 9 destroyed you yeah?
Ok I feel you. New question: if you can have any player from round the world do you still keep a CB in the team?
I don’t disagree with your theory more than one way can work I think a big man with nifty feet looks like a ****in giant on a 5 a side pitch and a scarey one when he just burns down the middle sometimes that’s a good ploy just to mix up the boring tiki taka ****e Arrowed thunderbolts that leave you wondering how did the keeper not get to that always happen in 5 a side...VVD would attempt loads. Mctominay got a shot on him too...Ndidi also...but VVD knows how to defend without giving away silly free kicks in juicy positions De Bruyne Side pass to bypass your 2 man wall...VVD attempt at goal low drive
Id stick De Bruyne deepest...he’s got fya and gets stuck in...we kno the rest. I think you’re deepest player has to be the best defensively no matter how you break the game of 5 a side down Replace VVD with Messi jus coz I want Messi in my team init
Neuer De Bruyne Messi Neymar Ronaldo Maybe Mbappe instead of Neymar if you want more physicality over skill Or Lewandowski would be a beast.
That team would be funny to watch they'd all fight over the ball, try to run the pitch everytime and dive everywhere, at some point there a walk off sulk.
Someone would definitely pick the ball up and walk off the pitch crying. Even Neuer would be having a pop from goal. But that team would outscore anyone even if they couldn’t be bothered to defend.
It’s like saying you’d be willing to play Mahrez as your deepest runner jus because he’s a typical 5 a side player in that he’s nifty, light footed but he would be dogshit in defensive situations which let’s be honest...occur at Basketball rate. The attack minded players are always wanting to take up attacking positions...it’s always good to have one player in the team who actually enjoys defending with a sprinkling of tekkers. Not as though I’m sticking Robert ****ing blockhead Huth at the back Just because it’s 5 a side doesn’t mean it’s not in the need of the essentials that make a game of football My teams always have a General in them...I can’t stand 4 outfield players I have to scream at to defend.
exactly Luv us 2 run a team together and we **** all these man up lifting that trophy with a beautifully balanced team
That's why I put Wan-Bissaka in ... rapid and can tackle If it wasn't for club constraints, would definitely have Vardy in ... nobody quicker over first few yards ...
