I have a feeling that they sometimes count the Season tickets as an attendance rather than bums on seats. In Albert's case if he turns up it would count as two as he has a season ticket and certainly qualifies as a Bum on a Seat.
I promise I will boycott the next game and watch it on TV instead - - who do we play next ah! Norwich come on lets be aving you, where are you, where are you. hic!