Bale tearing past Ferdinand the camel yesterday would have put Ferguson in a bad mood, he now knows United are rightly ****ed with Vidic out, its a pity Phil calamity Jones is injured.
Dear Mr Mike Riley, My Name Is Brendan Rodgers and I has an issue wiv refs. They isney givin me team no decisions. Because of this we are gonna have to start cheating. Does ya want this Mr Mike? Dya? If ya disney gives me team no penalties I will find you and beat you wiv me fisticuffs. Ya as bin warned Mr Mike. Brendan Rodgers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- COUGH
Alex Ferguson should be more concerned with how ordinary United looked again yesterday. The biggest laugh i've had so far this season was when he compared Van Persie, Rooney,Wellbeck and the Mexican to the strike force of Yorke,Cole,Sherringham and Solsjkear..like comparing an Aston Martin to a mk2 ford cortina.
It reminds me of that other twat Warnock, who had a hate campaign against Rafa, because we put a weakened team out one year at the end of the season, as we had a European final or something equally insignificant. But we lost the match and whoever beat us leapfrogged Warnock's **** team, and they went down. I will say to Fergie, what I would say to Warnock... "You had 33/94 other games/minutes to avoid religation/defeat." I mean how many more minutes did he want? the scum showed absolutely no sign of scoring any time soon, did he want an extra 30 minutes?
In his defence, he's an old man that likes a couple of bottles of whiskey a day. The last person to admit they are an alcoholic..is an alcoholic.
He's definitely losing the plot. Here's a scenario from the summer. I've got no fit centre-backs, so I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll buy Robin Van Persie because Manchester City want him. So I can prove to Roberto Mancini that even though we're crippled with debt, I can still pay inflated amounts for players.
typical manc, thinks everyone in the world talks like them Bet he thinks Northern Ireland is somewhere in the artic circle!!
I wondered about that; thought he was attempting a really terrible Scottish accent there. Certainly nothing resembling what I hear here! It's all in the R's uiR
btw theres like 3 or 4 of this same thread. and I suspect you all know how hypocritical it is considering Mr Rodgers little chat with Riley, or other various managers quotes in the past.
I've always found BR rather articulate & cerebral when he speaks. It might not make him a better manager but he's certainly not dim. Obviously you need to try harder with your comedy. If nobody gets it then its just not that funny. And coming back & telling me your mum likes it doesn't count.
How about this. Dear Mr Foy. I cannae understand why you didn't give me what I paid you for yesterday, and you cannae forgeet abou the date ya had with Nani. I also canceled the supply of vaseline that was ordered. Next time, I'm gonnae get Howard, and I will let him go on a date with Nani, and he'll get some of my wee dram.
Im not even trying to be funny, just pointing out how ****ing stupid this thread and the other exact same threads happen to be. I suspect even Ze has got fed up as he did delete these piles of **** but hes been over run by them recently. Theres loads of United threads, poor attempts at digs for the most part and possibly Liverpool fans winding up other Liverpool fans ( a few are thats for sure ). In all fairness certain members of this board have driven away half of the decent posters and its a ****ing joke. Something needs sorting.
It does, the decent posters will come back, if you **** off back to the United board. You spend more time on here than you do there. Its not our fault its a bucket of piss run by nitwits.
Brilliant! Classic Fergie influencing everyone. Must of not been able to get hold the FA by telephone as per usual, so thought he'd use the media.
I bet when fergie took his seat and looked across at the Tottenham bench his jaw hit the floor when he realised Harry "we'll bend over for you sir Alex my love" redknapp wasn't there any more and he thought " **** might need to add a little extra to that ref's envelope"
I said on the Liverpool - United match thread that we should start cheating, might as well if we are to compete with the likes of habitual cheaters such as Man U and Chelsea. Glad BR agrees. What is the point in playing fairly like we have done when it's the cheaters who get all the decisions, we are moving forward in the modern game.
I can just see the FA now "right lads, now we've shown the justice system how to deal with racist like Terry, what can we do for age concern?"
As lots of people have said it's just a diversionary tactic from the Glaswegian Hannibal Lecter to take focus off how bad his players were (especially in the first half, when they were destroyed!). And it's worked! We're not chatting about their performance, but about Fergie and the officiating.
