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**** him

 

Obviously by accident you meant he forgets to change his oil and misses a match ye?

 

That sounds a bit Evil.

 

Just an severe injury will do.. I just remembered in flying next month, so don't want to risk karma over that baldy sack of ****

 

Too late kidda, that planes coming down

 

Id probably laugh to be fair

Jonjo beat you in the end

Incase you get all sad i wouldnt really laugh

 

Probably

Don't be I couldn't give a **** truth be told, but I will on the way down or as Im burned alive in my seat .

 

I've already said to my mates in an airplane crash I'd just make my peace and style it out.

Stick some shades on yanno?

What the **** can you do?

In reality id **** myself

 

Any chance you can get on the same flight as Ashley and Bruce?

I mean, if it's going to happen, then might as well make it worthwhile. You'll be hailed a hero and a martyr.

Might even erect a statue of you outside the ground

 

I think I'd try and get off or something.. I'd imagine people panic and start screaming.. If it's a straight forward plummet from the sky from 30,000 feet it'll be painless when you land, but I don't like the Idea of being burned by flames and having my face melted off on the way down... I just want the seat I paid for all the way down at that point

 

A random thought but would anyone die for their club?

If they said to me support Sunderland or I'll pop you in the head... I'd have me red and white on before they finish the sentence

 

I'd they're on my plane I'll crash the thing myself

 

Well I'd happily sacrifice Nev if that counts.

 

Pussying out of answering "no id never die for this **** heap club"

But sacrificing Nev is unfortunately not available as the ****s already a ghost

 

OK, I'd sacrifice Albert instead then.

But can we kill Nev again anyway, just to make sure?