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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by AsprillasFurCoat, May 11, 2011.

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  1. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    BUMP! <laugh>
     
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    u408379965, Jun 16, 2011
  2. Sir Bobby

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    Read this years ago! The original was on TyneTalk or something like that. Can't remember
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jun 16, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

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    Quite graphic.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 16, 2011
  4. ArfaLobbon

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    HAHA made my ****e day at work a lot better!
     
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    ArfaLobbon, Jun 16, 2011
  5. biggeordiedave

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    <laugh>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jun 16, 2011
  6. ToonSi

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    <laugh>!
     
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    ToonSi, Jun 16, 2011
  7. Arfa's Left Foot

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    What a classic BUMP <laugh>
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Jun 16, 2011
  8. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Worthy enough for the thread dictionary?

    Or just to damn disturbing?
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Jun 16, 2011
  9. u408379965

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    Done.
     
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    u408379965, Jun 16, 2011
  10. GrumpyTooth

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    So, we get in my room. Of all the things you have read about me, this was by far the most awkward moment to date. My old mate's elderly, liver failing mum, drunk. My junkie mate looking like he is going to have a stroke and grinning like Forrest Gump, touching his cock through his pockets. And me. All looking at each other like a western gun fight is about to start. Nobody actually tells you how these things get going, you just start making random small talk.
    I said "Chilly today isnt it"
    Bulldog: "Huh??"
    Ashley: "what? thats not very sexy"
    I remember this next bit, as it is one of my epic FAILS. I had to say something sexy, and wild, but didn't know what to say - all nervous I honestly said the following.....
    "Uh, yeaaaah..... my dick feels like corn"
    corn... CORN?? what the fk was I thinking, corn? I panicked and said the first thing t come to mind and it was corn. Lucky for me - she didn't miss a beat and said "Yeah, let me put some butter on it"
    ....and thats how it started
    my dick feels like corn
     
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    GrumpyTooth, Jun 16, 2011

  11. Agent Bruce

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    And did she say it tasted like corn?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 16, 2011
  12. GrumpyTooth

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    that story was immense hahaha dirty bulldog
     
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    GrumpyTooth, Jun 16, 2011
  13. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    <laugh>

    I normally don't read stuff that long, but that was epic XD
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 23, 2011
  14. The Secret Ingredient

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    i was laughing so much i was crying funny as ****
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Jun 23, 2011
  15. Spider_Mag

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    That has to be one of the funniest things I've read in along time, I was literally in tears laughing!!

    <laugh>
     
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    Spider_Mag, Jun 23, 2011
  16. skalpel

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    <laugh>! Amazing bumped thread.
     
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    skalpel, Jun 23, 2011
  17. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    <laugh> <laugh> Thats ****ing brilliant!
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Jun 23, 2011
  18. GrumpyTooth

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    I tried to read it out to my lass but i couldnt cos i was loling that much
     
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    GrumpyTooth, Jun 24, 2011
  19. Finnbad The Sailor

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  20. Alfie

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    That says a lot about you Tash, and clarifys some suspicionsI've had for quite some time <laugh>
     
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    Alfie, Jun 24, 2011
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