3 word story

no more roundabouts

 

says who chris?? only joking


no benefit claimers

 

or tax dodgers

 

or sheep shaggers

 

or merchant bankers

 

or hairy ****ers

 

less boarded houses

 

Less street muggings

 

less crime altogether

 

and fresher air

 

sun out daily

 

Birds out singing

 

Neighbours not fighting

 

all sharing wifes

 

sex on tap

 

with no responsibility

 

Lapdancing clubs free

 

with no munters

 

just proper totty

 

and have teeth