3 word story

going up sideways.

 

That following night

 

the police came

 

and took Wiz

 

away with his

 

neighbours all watching

 

down the garden

 

path where they

 

emptied his pockets

 

and kicked him

 

in the ****

 

wot naughty policemen

 

said the neighbours

 

using pink handcuffs

 

to tie him

 

to a tree

 

pushed Rovers Kit

 

Over his head

 

to look respectable

 

instead of foolish