3 word story

I noticed the

 

sparse attendance which

 

smelt of fish

 

And of beer

 

but more importantly

 

the look they

 

had rolled around

 

In their pants

 

which had piss

 

and a suspicious

 

brown and red

 

stain that smelled

 

like someone has

 

had a terrible

 

attack of the

 

quirts and runs

 

as fast as

 

he could knowing

 

that there was

 

a big slice