3 Wishes

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Shinycitylad7

Looking at the stars mate
Jan 24, 2011
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Hi i'm shiny the genie, and i grant YOU! 3 wishes.

what do you wish for?

shiny is not a real genie and this thread should be taken as a joke
 
**** city

Fine, but had assumed you wanted football related stuff...!! I was going to add Rovers going out of business but I'd already used up my 3 wishes..!

In that case...
2 Billion quid !
Kelly Brook
To be 16 again
 
1. Money (for no more debt and a new car)

2. No more stress (no more work, city to be winning and wife not to nag)

3. Hooters not to have gone bust, for the owners not to have made theirselves look light a right pair of t*ts by making a boob of themselves by having hooters somewhere with no parking (to take note @Bristol also failed because of a lack of visitors becaues of no parking). Maybe relocation somewhere like Cribbs which has parking (which is free) may have saved them from going in to liquidation.
Only went their once (thanks to Groupon £6 for £18 worth of food) Chicken was amazing, good sports bar with all the sports channels on and the service wasn't too bad.
 
wish 1 infinate wishes
wish 2 infinate vodka rum and pepsi
wish 3 city in the premier
wish 4 marry a rock chick in a band
wish 5 rovers to eb stuck ind division 4
wish 6 to be in the money
wish 7 to defeat the undertaker at wm
wish 8 xbox to die and playstation to live on
wish 9 never to die
wish 10 speak italian and live in italy
wish 11 to be on qi
wish 12 to have a job
wish 13 to own bristol city
wish 14 for bristol to have a good arena for music
wish 15 the ice rink to still be here
wish 16 improve buses
wish 17 shiny not to have to eat ****
wish 18 better half time entertainment at half time
 
WISH 1 -- bigger cock (yes even bigger than my now already massive one, before you all start!)

WISH 2 -- all nimbys in the Ashton area cocks to shrink very small.

Wish 3 -- as above but all Sags...
 
i fear the age 25

what if i haven't found "the one"

what if im still immature

what if city still aren't in the prem

what if my company didn't make it

what if.....WHAT IF!!
 
Have to say I loved being in my twenties.

But when I got to late thirties I got my mid life crises, got divorced and that was a ****ing great.

Met the one I wanted to spend the rest of life with.

Shiny you have all this to come!
But my Wishes
1- me and my family to stay healthy.
2- To have enough money to buy a nice house, car and nice holidays. Don't want to retire just yet!
3- To see City in the prem, with money to survive and support like it used to be, walking to the game hearing the crowd singing,
 
1) To pass my degree and get a decent job straight after!

2) To see City play in the premier league

3) Jessica Alba and Mila Kunis
 
3) Jessica Alba and Mila Kunis

hell yeah <ok>

1, jessica alba and mila kunis to be all mine and not jambos <grr>. they be my sex slaves and when im busy they can carry on together. jambo, i'll send you some pics of me and the girls ;)

2, endless money to buy what i want, when i want, meaning i dont have to work and pretty much every other wish i had would happen as i can buy more wishes. i could give money to those in need which is pretty much everyone.

3, to benefit everyone - lost loved ones to be brought back.
 
That is a rare sentiment,I love it....

thing is wiz, with my 2nd wish, i can basically get whatever i want. i'll have so much power. but i wouldnt be able to bring back those who we loved and lost. with this wish i got all my bases covered. all the money in the world wouldnt get me my 1st wish which is why it is its own wish :)