I once dreampt that a new snooker club had opened on the local trading estate and thought it had really happenned so I organised a night out for me and the boys down there, but when I arrived it was actually a paint factory.
I had a dream about Alonso's beard and the power that it holds. After watching him play last night, I am convinced that the ginger beard on a Spaniard is the reason for his great success.
Danger ****s are so last year. What you need to do is have a Rolling Thunder Stand at the top of the stairs Pull the plonk off yourself Just as you reach climax insert a finger up your bum Throw yourself down the stairs It's the ultimate rush* ​*maybe , Ive never actually done it
That'd be cheating as you'ld have 2 free hands to break the fall. damn yanks wanna take all the good ideas and make them 'safer' nanny state pansys
I think having a 12 inch cucumber in your rectum doesn't exactly equate for safe! You could always donkey punch yourself after if it makes you feel better?